Some poor guy named Jeff Session, who probably owns a hardware store in Oregon, is about to be flooded with calls from the nation's assignment editors.
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What have you two done to my brother Jeff?? He has to go into hiding, and our sales of screws and Rustoleum are WAY down today. Thanks a rot. /s/ Jack Session
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