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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 15

    Can you die from eating too many blueberries? Asking for a friend who has — strike that, had — a nearly full container of blueberries that were nearing their end but I’m leaving for Henry’s birthday tomorrow so I had to finish them. (🎶 I am my own best friend. 🎶)

    10:26 PM - 15 Feb 2018
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      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 15

        Meanwhile: 😍 https://open.spotify.com/track/400WsOGlQ0sikHXul7XG8Y?si=Uu-WjPjlQ_a7E0OnI1yOpA …pic.twitter.com/KGkethk2uu

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 15

        Chris Geidner Retweeted Andrew Kim

        LOL. I was waiting for this, tbh.https://twitter.com/akhoya87/status/964386367785517056 …

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        Andrew Kim @akhoya87
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        Side effect. pic.twitter.com/ShuggSoKVa
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      2.  🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @FirstKnivesClub Feb 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        No but ur farts might smell like blueberries

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 15
        Replying to @FirstKnivesClub

        Bug or feature?

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      4.  🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @FirstKnivesClub Feb 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Feature. I’ve done that with clementines before

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      1. Andrew Kim‏ @akhoya87 Feb 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Side effect.pic.twitter.com/ShuggSoKVa

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      1. Tacob Jaber‏ @jacobtaber Feb 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I eat blueberries a pint at a time. Only in summer, though.

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      2. sarah jeong‏Verified account @sarahjeong Feb 16
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I’ve eaten a whole container of blueberries before with no adverse effects, fuck the police

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      1. Ted Gibson‏ @mobtown1234 Feb 15
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        You could have just put them in a Ziploc bag and had them as a travel snack. You won't die from them -errrr... your friend won't. He'll be full of antioxidants, and depending on who you/he believe, might have a significant reduction in any pain he might otherwise experience.

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      1. Scott W. Hunter‏ @SWHesq Feb 16
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Depends on the container. We pick ours so that could mean a bucket.

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      1. Misty Price‏ @Gummi_Gal Feb 16
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        My favorite dessert is a bag of frozen 16oz( it might be 12 oz now, that content reduction thing like ice cream isn't a half gallon any more) blueberries. I partially defrost them & put a couple tea spoons of sugar on them.

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      1. me‏ @christopherisms Feb 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        it's actually the only way to live

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      1.  🌊Pousée Comitata 🌊‏ @epaldelta Feb 15
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        That's how I want to go.

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      1. Kate Sosin‏ @shoeleatherkate Feb 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I’d be dead so many times. Incidentally tho, have the same question tonight about dried apricots. 🙃

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      2. Alexandra Whitney‏Verified account @iskandrah Feb 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I've ate over 100 blueberries in an afternoon. Keep going and be like me babe

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      1. Stephanie Norton‏ @Snnorton Feb 17
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        it will affect your poop.

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      1. 𝕞Δ𝐑เᗩᶰ𝓷ε ⒸคⓈ𝕖‏ @Mar1anneC Feb 16
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        A pint of blueberries is one serving. #saysme

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      1. Brent Lomas‏ @brentlomas Feb 16
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I read this as “can you die from eating too many batteries?”

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