so my memoir is going to be called "There's a Fucking Dog in the Fucking Produce Section and I'm Going to Fucking Laugh When He Shits on the Floor."
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What a world.
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“Surely not Queen Victoria’s intention in sending all those kids around Europe”
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that sounds like a really short memoir
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“First a biome, now a connectome”
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"The House Passed Electrical Inspection." Should be a best seller.

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I always knew the title of my memoir would be a Rihanna gif
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“...a weary nation weeps.”
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"I'm backing in now." Which has multiple layers of meaning.
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Whisper it!
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