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    1. hend amry‏Verified account @LibyaLiberty Jan 16

      I just discovered that my kid has no idea how corn grows.pic.twitter.com/OMg6lR2FhS

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    2. hend amry‏Verified account @LibyaLiberty Jan 16

      Corn: the other root vegetable.

      17 replies 5 retweets 363 likes
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    3. becs‏ @Becs Jan 16
      Replying to @LibyaLiberty

      Do they know about pineapple? I only discovered in my 20s that pineapple do not grow on trees. LOL

      2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
    4. hend amry‏Verified account @LibyaLiberty Jan 16
      Replying to @Becs

      Me too! I was a little traumatized seeing my first pineapple field to be honest.

      3 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
    5. Plutonium and Gravy (Martin Pfeiffer)  🏳️‍🌈‏ @NuclearAnthro Jan 16
      Replying to @LibyaLiberty @Becs

      Wait. What?!?

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Plutonium and Gravy (Martin Pfeiffer)  🏳️‍🌈‏ @NuclearAnthro Jan 16
      Replying to @NuclearAnthro @LibyaLiberty @Becs

      WHAT ELSE HAVEN’T I BEEN TOLD?!? We grew corn and okra in my family childhood garden but never pineapple...though probably could have in Louisiana.

      3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
    7. hend amry‏Verified account @LibyaLiberty Jan 16
      Replying to @NuclearAnthro @Becs

      You're gonna want to google it..

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      Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jan 16
      Replying to @LibyaLiberty @NuclearAnthro @Becs

      I HAD NO IDEA. That was the most informative Google Image search in months.

      1:13 AM - 16 Jan 2018
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      • Oly Garden Nerd Ava Pepper Leslie 🍂. Brown Evil Twin HereBeSpiders11 PaprikaPink David Kogan Plutonium and Gravy (Martin Pfeiffer) 🏳️‍🌈
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        2. hend amry‏Verified account @LibyaLiberty Jan 16
          Replying to @chrisgeidner @NuclearAnthro @Becs

          It's so alien

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        3. Plutonium and Gravy (Martin Pfeiffer)  🏳️‍🌈‏ @NuclearAnthro Jan 16
          Replying to @LibyaLiberty @chrisgeidner @Becs

          THEY DON’T EVEN GROW UNDERGROUND WITH THE BUSHY PART STICKING UP?!? Y’all, this...this has to be a hoax.pic.twitter.com/DjtT9C6lis

          6 replies 4 retweets 24 likes
        4. John‏ @republic2809 Jan 16
          Replying to @NuclearAnthro @LibyaLiberty and

          A single pineapple plant would appear too much to me like some sort of very obvious trap lure.

          2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
        5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jan 16
          Replying to @republic2809 @NuclearAnthro and

          Yeah, I kept scrolling through the pictures to make sure I wasn’t being fooled or something.

          2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
        6. hend amry‏Verified account @LibyaLiberty Jan 16
          Replying to @chrisgeidner @republic2809 and

          Slightly less disconcerting but still WTH is the way cashews grow. I'll wait.

          2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
        7. Plutonium and Gravy (Martin Pfeiffer)  🏳️‍🌈‏ @NuclearAnthro Jan 16
          Replying to @LibyaLiberty @chrisgeidner and

          My parents lived in Brazil before my birth. Aparrently the cashew apple is hideously allergenic and not to be touched.

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        8. hend amry‏Verified account @LibyaLiberty Jan 16
          Replying to @NuclearAnthro @chrisgeidner and

          Aaakkkpic.twitter.com/xKCuzShGAp

          3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        9. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jan 16
          Replying to @LibyaLiberty @NuclearAnthro and

          That one in the middle looks like a scary-Ass face and now I’m definitely not sleeping!

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        2. PaprikaPink‏ @PaprikaPink Jan 16
          Replying to @chrisgeidner @LibyaLiberty and

          When I was growing up we had a houseplant of a pineapple top that we'd rooted after we ate the pineapple. It grew large and beautiful and after many years it put out one long stem and an actual tiny pineapple grew in our living room. It was amazing. 🍍

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. hend amry‏Verified account @LibyaLiberty Jan 16
          Replying to @PaprikaPink @chrisgeidner and

          Whoa.

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jan 16
          Replying to @LibyaLiberty @PaprikaPink and

          That’s wild. *plans for a project form*

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