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Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jan 15

    There’s nothing not bad here. Like, you read the tweet and then the actual headline below it is — somehow — even worse?pic.twitter.com/DOId2NqxO8

    2:17 PM - 15 Jan 2018
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    • fenty wap Lainey little worm boy aka worm king D-List Ed Sheeran suga bush 🦇 🍁🦀Jempaaaaaa👅🍁 Daniela S. 🏳️‍🌈 William Salvo Noize
    100 replies 536 retweets 1,736 likes
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      2. Julie Gerstein‏Verified account @havethehabit Jan 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        babies are...for pussies?

        1 reply 2 retweets 203 likes
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jan 15
        Replying to @havethehabit

        WSJ: If your child isn’t made to look like a tactical weapon, you might be a woman. // BTW, your tweet from four hours ago is a personal attack because you are not in DC and hence not bringing them to our office tomorrow.

        1 reply 5 retweets 140 likes
      4. Julie Gerstein‏Verified account @havethehabit Jan 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        chris dm me an address.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Evan says go vote‏Verified account @evan7257 Jan 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @dominicholden

        But if it is camouflaged then how will you be able to find it when you need it?

        3 replies 0 retweets 150 likes
      3. Ashley‏ @LupieSmash Jan 15
        Replying to @evan7257 @chrisgeidner @dominicholden

        This is how people lose babies

        1 reply 0 retweets 143 likes
      4. Evan says go vote‏Verified account @evan7257 Jan 15
        Replying to @LupieSmash @chrisgeidner @dominicholden

        For sale. Urban camo baby bjorn.

        2 replies 2 retweets 49 likes
      5. David Kogan‏ @MultipleNights Jan 16
        Replying to @evan7257 @LupieSmash and

        Never worn.

        0 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Max Kennerly‏Verified account @MaxKennerly Jan 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        If carrying a diaper bag threatens your masculinity then you are not enough of a man to be a father.

        9 replies 94 retweets 557 likes
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      2. Brooks Ayola Fx Photogrump‏ @BrooksAyola Jan 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        They changed the tweet.pic.twitter.com/bCtpM4Cgwv

        1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
      3. Dominic  🇪🇺‏ @dwellington Jan 15
        Replying to @BrooksAyola @chrisgeidner

        Missed the obvious “Call of Doodie” gag. Thanks, yes, I’ll get my coat - it’s the one beside the tactical urban camo Kevlar Baby Björk. 🍼

        1 reply 2 retweets 131 likes
      4. Nicolas Bougeard  🌥‏ @nbougeard Jan 15
        Replying to @dwellington @BrooksAyola @chrisgeidner

        Not my favorite Björk era, I'm still stuck on "Post".

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. Dominic  🇪🇺‏ @dwellington Jan 15
        Replying to @nbougeard @BrooksAyola @chrisgeidner

        Yeah, spotted the typo one OhNoSecond late, but hey, no edit button… Thanks, autocorrect! 😩

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. Brooks Ayola Fx Photogrump‏ @BrooksAyola Jan 15
        Replying to @dwellington @nbougeard @chrisgeidner

        I thought it was on purpose and genius.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      7. Dominic  🇪🇺‏ @dwellington Jan 15
        Replying to @BrooksAyola @nbougeard @chrisgeidner

        In that case, yes, yes it was. 😬

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      8. Dominic  🇪🇺‏ @dwellington Jan 15
        Replying to @dwellington @BrooksAyola and

        Seems I’m in good company today! Where can I get one of those nuclear cars? 🚗 💥pic.twitter.com/wNRARPpyme

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      9. Nicolas Bougeard  🌥‏ @nbougeard Jan 16
        Replying to @dwellington @BrooksAyola @chrisgeidner

        What would that limit be? 88 mph?

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. insectsentience‏ @insectsentience Jan 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        pic.twitter.com/SXa2qzwad9

        0 replies 19 retweets 135 likes
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      2. Edward DeRuiter‏ @edwardderuiter Jan 15
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I toyed with the idea of launching a similar business a few years back because I knew there was a market for it, but dropped it because I didn't want people walking around Disneyland dressed like tactical assholes.

        2 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      3. Bryan Longoria‏ @BryanLongoria Jan 15
        Replying to @edwardderuiter @chrisgeidner

        Tactical asseholes seems redundant. Also sounds like a fun band name.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. End of conversation

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