babies are...for pussies?
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WSJ: If your child isn’t made to look like a tactical weapon, you might be a woman. // BTW, your tweet from four hours ago is a personal attack because you are not in DC and hence not bringing them to our office tomorrow.
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chris dm me an address.
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But if it is camouflaged then how will you be able to find it when you need it?
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This is how people lose babies
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For sale. Urban camo baby bjorn.
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Never worn.
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If carrying a diaper bag threatens your masculinity then you are not enough of a man to be a father.
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Missed the obvious “Call of Doodie” gag. Thanks, yes, I’ll get my coat - it’s the one beside the tactical urban camo Kevlar Baby Björk.

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Not my favorite Björk era, I'm still stuck on "Post".
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Yeah, spotted the typo one OhNoSecond late, but hey, no edit button… Thanks, autocorrect!

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I thought it was on purpose and genius.
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In that case, yes, yes it was.

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Seems I’m in good company today! Where can I get one of those nuclear cars?
pic.twitter.com/wNRARPpyme
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What would that limit be? 88 mph?
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I toyed with the idea of launching a similar business a few years back because I knew there was a market for it, but dropped it because I didn't want people walking around Disneyland dressed like tactical assholes.
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Tactical asseholes seems redundant. Also sounds like a fun band name.
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