his hair is that color because he’s a giant man-baby who can’t sit still you guyspic.twitter.com/2ZOQJFxtpG
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It’s taking everything in me not to make corrections to this goddamned book.pic.twitter.com/v4dzo56ret
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“nobody poisons me but me, slowly, with mediocre cheeseburgers”pic.twitter.com/vYxQp64VAc
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Bannon and Priebus “having to remind him, and endlessly repeat” that Trump couldn’t put Giuliani on the Supreme Court is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever read.
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Stopped to get gas. There was a line for the single-stall women’s room. Tried the handle for the men’s, and it was empty. Offered it to the other ladies and they looked at me like I was insane.
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If you think imma stand outside an empty restroom when I have to pee just because it has a picture of a stick figure in pants, you’re out of your goddamned mind.
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You’re wearing pants, yes?
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