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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jan 6

    [Programming Note: Your own very stable genius, @chrisgeidner, is having a day where the only thing that is going to get him out of bed — a thing that has not yet happened — is the fact that he needs to go get coffee.]

    1:05 PM - 6 Jan 2018
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      1. ellie_vision‏ @ellieone Jan 6
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Hang in there, Chris! You are awesome and we need you.

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      1. Greg Greene‏ @ggreeneva Jan 6
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Chris, my kiddo woke me with an elbow to the eye before 7. After which my pug promptly pooped in the hallway.pic.twitter.com/PuPL3Q9oay

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      1. Kathleen‏ @KBrehney Jan 6
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        you mean koe-fef-ee

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      1. SPOOPY no on 103-104, HELL no on 105-Knutie-106‏ @inchoaterica Jan 6
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I really think someone needs to make an affordable but scalable latte delivery service. Wait. Brunch delivery service. #BrunchDrones

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      1. I am Pumpkin Spice Scorpio‏ @adelphean70 Jan 6
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        You have to leave the house? Brrrr

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      2. Daniel B. Thompson‏ @danielbthompson Jan 6
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        This tweet is my day.

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      3. Michael T. Hayes‏ @MichaelTHayes Jan 6
        Replying to @danielbthompson @chrisgeidner

        Same!

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      1. Susanne Cervenka‏ @scervenka Jan 6
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        But did you have a cheeseburger yet?

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      1. Madeline Huzenis‏ @mhuzenis Jan 6
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        preach

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      1. WatchingItAllBurnDown‏ @jryanlaw Jan 6
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        Ha! Literally just went through Starbucks drive thru still in my pjs and I don’t think I’m getting out of them at all today #myideaofselfcare

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      1. (((Str8Grandmother)))‏ @Str8Grandmother Jan 6
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        You can do it Chris! Start by moving to the edge of the bed and putting just one foot on the floor. Don't pick it up and put it back in bed, keep that one foot on the floor. The hardest part Chris is that first step.

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