Oh ... my. I had not even thought about this. From tomorrow’s schedule ...pic.twitter.com/2FizAjhwxu
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This White House photo turned out ~exactly~ as one would have predicted.pic.twitter.com/O0EnMEd20Q
Hey trolls. OF COURSE IT IS MAR-A-LAGO. That is where Trump is for the holidays. It is a ~photo~ released ~by~ the White House. (No, I didn’t think Trump disappeared from Mar-a-Lago, flew up to DC with Melania, to present photos from a White House redone in all gold.
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"Have you heard about the fake media? I call them the fake media. Fake news. They won't accurately tell you where Santa is. I will, they won't. They'll say 'a source told me Santa is over China right now,' but there won't be any source, they just made it up."
“right now Santa is in Pennsylvania, which I won, by the way”
This comment will only be funny if it's true. If he doesn't and does a very nice call this will make you look very petty.
No, Tom, it isn't funny no matter what.
True, it also makes you look petty no matter what.
NORAD tracks Santa is a sacred American institution and must not be fiddled with. By ANYONE.
POTUS orders Santa shot down over CONUS
"This Christmas is gonna be big. It's gonna be the biggest Christmas ever. Santa's gonna give you so many presents. You're gonna be swimming in presents up to your eyeballs. What did you ask Santa for?...A job for Daddy and a cure for Mommy's cancer?...Tax reform will help both!"
“Did you vote for me? No. Well then Santa will be skipping your house.”
Something would be Don Jr. selfies with the Reindeer he's shot. Thats about his style.
He'll take something way too personally and insult some kid.
It’s a made-to-order @nbcsnl skit.
"Yeah. Get your "liddle" girfriend alone & just move on 'er. Grab 'er by the p***y. Tell 'er you wanna be just like me when you grow up. Gotta go. DaddyVlad's callin' me."
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