1. Have a relationship.pic.twitter.com/4Qmww6KnW2
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Alt. 1b: Become a sea monster; lure men to their deaths
Leviathan don't put out. Just sayin'.
Find a sea monster, have a relationship, wonder why you did that
I reckon Fiona the Hippo is my ideal platonic life partner
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