This sounds like me trying to explain to my wife how there’s an upside to my having backed her minivan into a fence
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Losing commanders always learn about their opponents' organizations, but usually too late.
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You can learn a lot about hospital triage procedures by opening up an artery.
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I can’t wait to look back on all this and laugh. Can we please get the part where we look back on this and laugh?
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How about, "You may fuck the dog to see others' reactions, but you're still a dog fucker."
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Trump asked Mike Pompeo for proof of loyalty if he wants Rex Tillerson's job... RESULTS:
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me trying to come up with something but also trying to grasp what he's trying to saypic.twitter.com/6xrmlJfRcy
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You REALLY made me laugh. Thanks.
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that's like arguing Dieppe provided valuable insights into the execution of D-Day
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More anecdotal evidence that the WaPo is a CIA house organ.
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unintended presidenting
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unintended consequences
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SMDH is what you're looking for.
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What can be said, really? The total lack of logic and reality checking is becoming so bad you couldn't put this in a novel, even a fantasy - because it's simply "not realistic"
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“OMG were all gonna die.”?
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A good tweet is an art form. And you're really good at them.
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