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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 23 Nov 2017

    🤷🏻‍♂️ Here's What Trump Told The Coast Guard When He Visited Them On Thanksgiving https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomnamako/trump-coast-guard-thanksgiving?utm_term=.kkw22avMr8 …pic.twitter.com/wpTH4bwBGd

    8:41 AM - 23 Nov 2017
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    858 replies 2,033 retweets 3,729 likes
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      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 23 Nov 2017

        Chris Geidner Retweeted Daniel Dale

        https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/933738239525052417 …

        Chris Geidner added,

        Daniel DaleVerified account @ddale8
        Trump has taken the claim that the F-35 is "invisible to radar," which is not true, and started saying that the F-35 is literally invisible even if you're flying beside it. https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/933737361963438080 …
        17 replies 139 retweets 638 likes
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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 23 Nov 2017

        pic.twitter.com/goHh1ivzah

        6 replies 49 retweets 657 likes
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      4. End of conversation
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      2. vlh‏ @coton_luver 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        vlh Retweeted Chris Geidner

        Ok. Read this. Once, twice, 3 times. These are not sentences of an educated man. Your i phone puts sentences together better then this.https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/933737361963438080?s=17 …

        vlh added,

        Chris GeidnerVerified account @chrisgeidner
        🤷🏻‍♂️ Here's What Trump Told The Coast Guard When He Visited Them On Thanksgiving https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomnamako/trump-coast-guard-thanksgiving?utm_term=.kkw22avMr8 … pic.twitter.com/wpTH4bwBGd
        Show this thread
        23 replies 86 retweets 409 likes
      3. vlh‏ @coton_luver 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @coton_luver @chrisgeidner

        vlh Retweeted Kyle Griffin

        Obviously I'm not the only one that feels that way when reading this.https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/933743292495421440?s=17 …

        vlh added,

        Kyle GriffinVerified account @kylegriffin1
        I’ve read this at least a dozen times. This is part of what Trump just told the Coast Guard. http://bzfd.it/2jRqtDD  pic.twitter.com/GlMMYmATfL
        3 replies 27 retweets 125 likes
      4. Megan 4Freedom‏ @meganhswanson 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @coton_luver @ateacher97 @chrisgeidner

        John Oliver also posted a speech on Last Week Tonight to demonstrate how Trump could not construct a sentence or cohesive thought.

        7 replies 29 retweets 231 likes
      5. Grow in Peace‏ @YourGrowFriend 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @meganhswanson @coton_luver and

        That was great! Iphone predictive text constructed comparable & even better sentences than the current president. #MoronTrump #ITMFA

        1 reply 5 retweets 77 likes
      6. French Moneypenny  🌊‏ @FFFFFrench 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @YourGrowFriend @meganhswanson and

        Did you ever see this:http://www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2015/07/31/donald_trump_this_run_on_sentence_from_a_speech_in_sun_city_south_carolina.html?wpsrc=sh_all_mob_fb_bot …

        16 replies 26 retweets 83 likes
      7. French Moneypenny  🌊‏ @FFFFFrench 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @FFFFFrench @YourGrowFriend and

        I was thinking...I think it's only those of us past a certain age even understand what it means to diagram a sentence. 😂

        3 replies 1 retweet 42 likes
      8. Grow in Peace‏ @YourGrowFriend 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @FFFFFrench @meganhswanson and

        They no longer teach sentence structure? I heard, these days, the kids in music class refer to '#' as 'hashtag.' Ex. "Concerto in F hash tag" 😂

        3 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
      9. French Moneypenny  🌊‏ @FFFFFrench 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @YourGrowFriend @meganhswanson and

        Students don't know grammar and I have had to explain "pound sign" when making certain phone calls etc. I have to try to teach them English grammar before I teach the French but there isn't enough time really.

        3 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
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      2. Steve Green‏ @MakeMineMore 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I want to be that Air Force guy later, telling his friends, "I told the CiC that the fighter is literally invisible, and I swear to God he believed it!"

        12 replies 71 retweets 946 likes
      3. WOWBAGGER‏ @Eschertology 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MakeMineMore @chrisgeidner

        could have Told Trump they fitted it with a cloaking device they captured from the Klingons and he'd believe it

        7 replies 35 retweets 525 likes
      4. Steve Green‏ @MakeMineMore 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Eschertology @chrisgeidner

        Hmmm, cloaking device, klingons...too many details for him to keep up with

        7 replies 9 retweets 236 likes
      5. (((Duffy Bloom ن‏ @duffybloom 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MakeMineMore @Eschertology @chrisgeidner

        This is a trap, right? I know a nerd trap when I see a nerd trap. Isn't it? Allllright then. . . Klingon Birds of Prey can't fight while cloaked!

        7 replies 15 retweets 281 likes
      6. Steve Green‏ @MakeMineMore 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @duffybloom @Eschertology @chrisgeidner

        Caught one!

        2 replies 4 retweets 82 likes
      7. (((Duffy Bloom ن‏ @duffybloom 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MakeMineMore @Eschertology @chrisgeidner

        D'oh!

        1 reply 3 retweets 49 likes
      8. Smooth  🍁‏ @SteveinKW 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @duffybloom @MakeMineMore and

        Haven't you seen Star Trek VI? They can now. ;)

        1 reply 3 retweets 56 likes
      9. (((Duffy Bloom ن‏ @duffybloom 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SteveinKW @MakeMineMore and

        Took much longer than I thought for first "Undiscovered Country" rejoinder! Touche!

        3 replies 2 retweets 61 likes
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      2. Dolly's Kid 💦 💙 🌊‏ @Elly4_ 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AnnMarieMooney2 @chrisgeidner

        I'm an English teacher. Reading trump transcripts verbatim is a nightmare of redundancy . If these were 9th grade papers I'd have to fail them.

        3 replies 15 retweets 154 likes
      3. Kellie Batshon‏ @KellieKa1010 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Elly4_ @AnnMarieMooney2 @chrisgeidner

        But.. but.. he went to the BEST schools!!

        4 replies 3 retweets 53 likes
      4. Dolly's Kid 💦 💙 🌊‏ @Elly4_ 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KellieKa1010 @AnnMarieMooney2 @chrisgeidner

        Purchased the best grades too!

        2 replies 3 retweets 72 likes
      5. Ally B.  🎨 🇺🇲 🇸🇪 🤜🏽 💥 🤛🏻 🌊 😡‏ @Ally_oopsy 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Elly4_ @KellieKa1010 and

        Has anyone seen his grades?

        3 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
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      7. Ally B.  🎨 🇺🇲 🇸🇪 🤜🏽 💥 🤛🏻 🌊 😡‏ @Ally_oopsy 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AnnMarieMooney2 @KellieKa1010 @chrisgeidner

        That bad huh?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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