There are so many better things you could be doing with that elbow pasta. If you make mac and cheese with it, I am judging you. And you are coming up short.
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Gabriel Malor Retweeted It's Only Words
Another true story. And I know you're gonna try and pretend. But boxed macaroni and cheese is better than both crock-pot and baked macaroni and cheese. That's how you know it's a garbage side.https://twitter.com/itsonlywords/status/933194932709335040 …
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Gabriel Malor Retweeted Papa Jahi
They're upcharging you ten dollars for sub-standard lobster that costs a buck.https://twitter.com/Jahiliyya1/status/933195545929072640 …
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I know you don't want it to be true. But deep down, you know it is. Macaroni & cheese at Thanksgiving is a dish that says your ma doesn't love you enough to mash another potato.
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Hold on for a minute, I have to go placate the DH, who makes mac & cheese sometimes.
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Okay, I'm back. The DH is threatening to never make mac & cheese again. I'm okay with it.
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For the record, I have lost a hundred followers in the past hour of mac & cheese tweeting. I think we're all better off.
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Alright, I just got back fifty or so followers after my stuffing instruction.
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Replying to @gabrielmalor
I don’t like stuffing, so I have no feelings on this.
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Think of that as payback.
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