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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Nov 2017

    I can’t sleep. ... Also: The only things on Twitter right now are: (1) the Ivanka brand’s Thanksgiving centerpiece and (2) tweets about dril.

    12:26 AM - 18 Nov 2017
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      1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @UtopiaGodzilla

        Welcome to the internet.

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      1. when are the stanley pup playoffs‏ @SonicBananas87 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I saw a cute video of a baby cheetah a little while ago

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      2. J.C. Wilder‏ @jcwilder 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I can't sleep either so I found myself insulting Laura Ingraham instead.

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      3. Count Hoagula  🎲 🎲‏ @HoagML 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @jcwilder @chrisgeidner

        Sounds therapeutic

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      1. MissedTag‏ @jeanbeth 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I also can’t sleep. Googling the word “dril” right now

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      1. Dan Roth‏ @dcroth 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Just watched Mudbound... also can’t sleep.

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      1. Jill S.‏ @outseide 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        And I’m sorry you can’t sleep :(

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      1. Jill S.‏ @outseide 18 Nov 2017
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        Jill S. Retweeted Jill S.

        My mentions have been full of responses to this. It has been delightful.https://twitter.com/outseide/status/931561482625490944?s=17 …

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        Jill S. @outseide
        Let's get to know each other better. Fun times on a Friday. What animal are you, how many of them, and stuffed into what article of clothing? I am five octopuses stuffed into a mermaid dress, wearing a scarf and holding a cup of tea, with a flower tucked behind my ear.
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      1. Terry Woods‏ @knoxwoods 18 Nov 2017
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        But it’s also a Hanukkah centerpiece. On a giant clam.pic.twitter.com/My0dhPvtbz

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      1. Chrissy  🖇‏ @gonyr24 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        That centerpiece is literally trash. I have no idea what dril is.

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      1. John Osborn;‏ @john_osborn 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Follow more european and Australian people. Twitter is in full flow during overnight hours if you read other time zones.

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      1. Heather B‏ @HevBoyd 18 Nov 2017
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        Heather B Retweeted MꙬse Allain

        If you want a giggle while you can’t sleep, try this thread 😂.https://twitter.com/mooseallain/status/931811839498969089 …

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        MꙬse Allain @MooseAllain
        This time last week this thread was in full swing. If you missed it, the replies are genuinely hilarious. https://twitter.com/mooseallain/status/928572576728788992 …
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      1. melody savala‏ @vikingmother123 18 Nov 2017
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        Do you like Bigfoot stories?!

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      1. Salvatore‏ @001lightRain 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        try nasa TV watch the launch.

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      1. Count Hoagula  🎲 🎲‏ @HoagML 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Hahaha. Same. And yeah, 'It's what's happening' isn't really happening right now.

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      1. Stephanie — Vote Nov 6!‏ @sfor4th 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I laughed out loud at the centerpiece responses.

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      2. Richard Lawler‏Verified account @rjcc 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        we have such different experiences. I'm all slithering ref

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      3. Jason Smith‏ @ohpleaseno 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @rjcc @chrisgeidner

        I'm drowning in 10 year old reporter over here

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      4. Richard Lawler‏Verified account @rjcc 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ohpleaseno

        I don't even know what that is

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