“So THAT’s what masculinity should look like”; a fellow critic gushed upon seeing me sunbathing in my Aussiebum speedos. 


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Replying to @chrisgeidner @thedealwithalex
What do I look like; a thirsty Instagay?
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(Trust that if I actually looked like Scott, you’d see just as much of me in a speedo as we see of him in a, well, speedo, I guess.)
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I need to hire whichever crisis PR manager Domino’s got when everyone found out its sauce contained spider eggs.
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Trying to figure out what the “spider eggs” in this analogy refers to and I suddenly got very uh, dizzy.
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"dizzy."
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