Once I was getting cash from an ATM on Mount Pleasant, wearing sandals, when a rat ran across my toes. I nearly had a stroke.
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They do it all the time. This time you noticed ;)
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No, he bounced right into me. I want to throw my shoe off and burn it.
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Rat (that guy came out of fucking nowhere) Also, your shoe is fine.
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Throwing away your shoe is why trump won.
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Oh yeah DC has the boldest rats of any city I’ve been in
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(Take the metaphor from there as you will)
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Last week on 125th at Amsterdam, I saw a rat saunter along the sidewalk and into a dry cleaners like it had business to take care of there.
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I saw a rat at Connecticut/17th & I the other day at noon. Is there some kind of upsidedown ratpocalypse underway?
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Moving on out of the WH



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Spoiler: he has friends.
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Chop it off
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No no no no no... No. No. NO NO. No no no no.
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Fun fact: rats are not capable of vomiting. The more you know.
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Rat whisperer
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Have been in DC area before and saw a rat the size of a cat scurry across a fence
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