Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
chrisgeidner's profile
Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner
Verified account
@chrisgeidner

Tweets

Chris GeidnerVerified account

@chrisgeidner

Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

Washington, D.C.
buzzfeednews.com/author/chrisge…
Joined March 2009

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 29 Oct 2017

    Well. I just spent more than 15 minutes tearing apart my small apartment, twice, to find my glasses. So, this is my life now.pic.twitter.com/Xwvm47b9lw

    12:34 PM - 29 Oct 2017
    • 5 Retweets
    • 120 Likes
    • Deloris Jonathan D. Lovitz Bill Kelly Heather B Jarrett Major Linda F Aubel-Edick Tyler Waldman 🐇🐉Just Me, Myself & 👀 Belle 💚🌲 Evelyn
    16 replies 5 retweets 120 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. katieRN‏ @katieRN 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Refrigerator??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @katieRN

        No, on the ground next to the bed. I fell asleep watching a movie last night. I looked throughout the bed, sheets, and around it, but ...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @katieRN

        ... somehow they found their way under some dress shirts. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think I missed it the first time, and they got buried.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. katieRN‏ @katieRN 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Glad found them - lose my kindle in bed weekly 😉😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Tenletters‏ @Tenletters 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I'm not YOUR mom, but I am A mom... Once you find them, why not order another pair or two in a different style maybe for backup or fun?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Caroline Grueskin‏Verified account @cgrueskin 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Nothing harder than looking around blindly for lost glasses ...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jennifer Petitt‏ @JenPetitt 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Welcome.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Chrissy  🖇‏ @gonyr24 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I can’t see at all without mine. The occasions when I can’t remember where I put them down are terrifying.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Alexandra Gail‏ @AlexandraGail45 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Mine always end up under my nightstand or dining table.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Mo Brantley‏ @mobrantley 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Please tell me they were on your face. Or in your left hand.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. lydums‏ @lydums 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I lost mine last week, had to buy new ones. A week without my progressives has sucked.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. cat‏ @schrodingercat 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Always have a spare!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. quanta‏ @quantadan 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Did you finally find them on your nose?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Essential(ly Illegal) Consulting, LLC‏ @PrincessSoupCan 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I've lost mine without getting up from the couch. I used to be cool. I guess I should go out and yell at some kids about their music now.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Otis Reid‏ @otis_reid 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        To be fair, it must be hard to find things when your apartment is floating at 30,000 feet.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. melissa shiffman‏ @smelis73 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Welcome. Next keys

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Michael Ditto‏ @janus303 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Same, and I still can’t find the damned things, so I’m wearing my cracked spares which I also couldn’t find, but at least they turned up.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info