tfw you check in to twitter and find a surprisepic.twitter.com/F3QxQYb3Ic
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FYI: Uploaded the Texas brief for everyone here. https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3990925-5th-Cir-Appellee-Texas-Brief.html … / Note this argument:pic.twitter.com/e8YNu25063
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Senior comms adviser to Cruz:https://twitter.com/catblackfrazier/status/907488125445963779 …
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[Which is not a description of how Twitter works, but, OK.]
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Well, I asked what she meant. She hasn't responded, but the people have.pic.twitter.com/MucqJeCQL7
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me, explaining tonight to the people who don't ~get~ late-night twitter:pic.twitter.com/AAXTIpHjUn
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Well, they're shifting from the implied hack excuse to the implied staffer excuse.https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/907617979331903488 …
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"It was a staffing issue" still has wiggle-room, that's all I'm saying. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Which leads to one of the greatest tweets of all time from his old college roommate: https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385 …
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Wait. So you can't buy a dildo in Texas? What is this mad experiment even trying to accomplish banning dildos??
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That's why they've protested open carry gun laws by open carrying dildos!
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Not sure if the ban is still in place FYI, but I know it was at one point!
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The hypocrisy has come to a head. I'll see myself out.
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It's the Freudian concept of 'reaction formation', perfectly distilled.
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Usually, those who have the most 'objections' about other people having sex are the ones who get caught with their pants down..literally

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No he wasnt! No way.
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But were any artificial vaginas used in the video?
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This needs to be well-known.
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