tfw you check in to twitter and find a surprisepic.twitter.com/F3QxQYb3Ic
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A decade ago, Ted Cruz was defending a ban on "dildos, artificial vaginas, and other obscene devices." (h/t
@zoeyjsalsbury)pic.twitter.com/LsjIzpAp4u
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FYI: Uploaded the Texas brief for everyone here. https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3990925-5th-Cir-Appellee-Texas-Brief.html … / Note this argument:pic.twitter.com/e8YNu25063
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Senior comms adviser to Cruz:https://twitter.com/catblackfrazier/status/907488125445963779 …
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[Which is not a description of how Twitter works, but, OK.]
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Well, I asked what she meant. She hasn't responded, but the people have.pic.twitter.com/MucqJeCQL7
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me, explaining tonight to the people who don't ~get~ late-night twitter:pic.twitter.com/AAXTIpHjUn
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Well, they're shifting from the implied hack excuse to the implied staffer excuse.https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/907617979331903488 …
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"It was a staffing issue" still has wiggle-room, that's all I'm saying. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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An even better article about his view on porn and masturbation: http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/04/ted-cruz-texas-sex-toy-ban …pic.twitter.com/C1Z96Dim7W
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The Fifth Circuit brief, yes. Let me drag that up!
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It is a truly incredible read. Also I have said way too many words tonight I never wanted in the same sentence as "Ted Cruz."
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"cantaloupe"
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I'm picturing O'Connor in this scenario & I'll be over here laughing hysterically the rest of the night.
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Same. Literally, except with USA/AUSAs.* (* – not the "own book" part; the watching part)
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