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Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

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    1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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      The law would surely punish me if I captioned this photo accurately.pic.twitter.com/6ANtbl5TA9

      14 replies 27 retweets 333 likes
    2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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      "Better than Tuesday!"pic.twitter.com/pmlrM9fYuY

      17 replies 31 retweets 492 likes
    3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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      "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"pic.twitter.com/PfU6aDaRJp

      42 replies 50 retweets 718 likes
    4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chrisgeidner

      [That's Elaine Duke, she's the acting head of DHS bc Kelly moved to the White House.]

      12 replies 9 retweets 156 likes
    5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chrisgeidner

      "Don't." "He said, 'Don't.' He meant it."pic.twitter.com/Q4jyQtBe4G

      10 replies 23 retweets 230 likes
    6. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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      "Good times and bum times, I've seen 'em all. And, my dear, I'm still here."pic.twitter.com/PAM1xl4QgX

      26 replies 27 retweets 373 likes
    7. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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      [Apologies to Mr. Sondheim.]

      3 replies 2 retweets 111 likes
    8. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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      👀pic.twitter.com/6tn4ANKBmE

      21 replies 17 retweets 310 likes
    9. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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      "You just defeated Bannon, what are you going to do?" "Stand here and ponder mortality, existence, and the universe."pic.twitter.com/mQl7FadZ1V

      10 replies 30 retweets 337 likes
    10. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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      "How wild is it that I'm the only guy in a uniform here?!"pic.twitter.com/81aVzB2kEy

      11 replies 17 retweets 232 likes
      Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017

      "So, let's be honest, how many of them would sign the 'written declaration' I keep in my breast pocket at all times — for safekeeping?"pic.twitter.com/fYyVVosPEn

      7:08 PM - 18 Aug 2017
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        2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          [A "written declaration" is required to invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment.]

          8 replies 16 retweets 207 likes
        3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
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          "This is going to go down as the best, greatest Camp David photo in history."pic.twitter.com/JpD3IJW5Xw

          109 replies 74 retweets 447 likes
        4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 18 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          </fin>

          22 replies 2 retweets 125 likes
        5. manu saadia  🖖‏Verified account @trekonomics 18 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Well played sir

          2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
        6. CharlieG  🍁 The Real Spinsters of White Rock‏ @Alabastyr 18 Aug 2017
          Replying to @trekonomics @chrisgeidner

          Not sure what you mean by a lack of diversity though...I see brown ones, yellow ones, red ones and even blue ones. Neckties that is.

          0 replies 3 retweets 38 likes
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        1. J.P. Wing‏ @ThatJPWing 18 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          I seriously think there’s a vice on what’s left of the nuts in that photo

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        1. David Coates‏ @DWCoates 18 Aug 2017
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          That's the ass kissing face of an over-achieved middle manager if I've ever seen one.

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        1. Boston Jimmy‏ @jim72182 18 Aug 2017
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          He’s thinking “when is it my turn?”

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        1. Chris‏ @chall77 18 Aug 2017
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          "I hope mother doesn't scold me for having my picture taken with a woman who isn't my wife."

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        1. atypical 13‏ @atypical_13 18 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Pence looks menopausal

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        1. Duchess Elizabeth von Teig, Doomsayer of Sithrak‏ @LizivonTeig 18 Aug 2017
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          This thread was beautiful thank you.

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        1. Melin 777  🐾‏ @Gr8Melin 18 Aug 2017
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          💭..don't grab Rex's butt..don't grab Rex's butt💭

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        1. KelleyJ‏ @happymamakj 18 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Geez. Even Pence isn't faking contentment. No steely-eyed gaze.

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        1.  ✨Glynis  🇺🇸 ♐️‏ @pickleator 18 Aug 2017
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          Pence working on his presidential face.

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        1. Shani‏ @ShaniAnne 18 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          And *not* the loyalty pledge where he makes you touch penis tips. Two completely different things.

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        1. Tiger Squeakily, Jr‏ @SqueakilyJr 19 Aug 2017
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          The siezures stopped when they removed half my brain.

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        1. Liz Dixon#resistance‏ @AssataProtege 18 Aug 2017
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          Wonder if Mother knows he is on Twitter without her?

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