Trump's new cover photo. The White House wants this photo out there? Look at everyone's faces! Morbid Also: The diversity — this week.pic.twitter.com/UcYMZkWoyH
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[Apologies to Mr. Sondheim.]
"You just defeated Bannon, what are you going to do?" "Stand here and ponder mortality, existence, and the universe."pic.twitter.com/mQl7FadZ1V
"How wild is it that I'm the only guy in a uniform here?!"pic.twitter.com/81aVzB2kEy
"So, let's be honest, how many of them would sign the 'written declaration' I keep in my breast pocket at all times — for safekeeping?"pic.twitter.com/fYyVVosPEn
[A "written declaration" is required to invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment.]
"This is going to go down as the best, greatest Camp David photo in history."pic.twitter.com/JpD3IJW5Xw
Lol. Sessions always looks like he's about to pounce on a rat
It's the Joyous Administration
"Look away, y'all making me mighty nervous!"
#treasonelf #kkkeebler #traitorsessionspic.twitter.com/KOeTcjVubr
At least if you're Sessions, some cover photo cred must make you feel like you're back in relatively good graces (for the next few hours)
I need to get to my tree to make cookies!
I always picture this dude and think of a happier, sassier alternate universe for him. Sassy Sessions.pic.twitter.com/6rnqKXw84p
Make them cookies
*wears a name tag because he can't remember who he is anymore*
That's a look that says "oh dear, I hope nobody notices I just crapped myself"
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