Trump's new cover photo. The White House wants this photo out there? Look at everyone's faces! Morbid Also: The diversity — this week.pic.twitter.com/UcYMZkWoyH
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"Good times and bum times, I've seen 'em all. And, my dear, I'm still here."pic.twitter.com/PAM1xl4QgX
[Apologies to Mr. Sondheim.]
"You just defeated Bannon, what are you going to do?" "Stand here and ponder mortality, existence, and the universe."pic.twitter.com/mQl7FadZ1V
"How wild is it that I'm the only guy in a uniform here?!"pic.twitter.com/81aVzB2kEy
"So, let's be honest, how many of them would sign the 'written declaration' I keep in my breast pocket at all times — for safekeeping?"pic.twitter.com/fYyVVosPEn
[A "written declaration" is required to invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment.]
"This is going to go down as the best, greatest Camp David photo in history."pic.twitter.com/JpD3IJW5Xw
Every single time I see these faces, I feel so thoroughly ill.pic.twitter.com/hhNth0PhL9
I wish that was Leslie Neilson.
Mattis Thank god he's there
"Are we still gonna start that polka band?". " Yeah, man, my garage..this Saturday. "... " Oh man, we're gonna Blow-Up, my dude. "
Wow. Just wow.
We are doomed with this guy..
"I can't fucking believe I had to take this job just to save the country from its own President."
Diverticulitis and partial blindness - respectively
Who in their right mind would mess with these two & Kelly down on the end? I'm going to look at this when panic over Trump's evil sets in.
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