Trump's new cover photo. The White House wants this photo out there? Look at everyone's faces! Morbid Also: The diversity — this week.pic.twitter.com/UcYMZkWoyH
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[That's Elaine Duke, she's the acting head of DHS bc Kelly moved to the White House.]
"Don't." "He said, 'Don't.' He meant it."pic.twitter.com/Q4jyQtBe4G
"Good times and bum times, I've seen 'em all. And, my dear, I'm still here."pic.twitter.com/PAM1xl4QgX
[Apologies to Mr. Sondheim.]
"You just defeated Bannon, what are you going to do?" "Stand here and ponder mortality, existence, and the universe."pic.twitter.com/mQl7FadZ1V
"How wild is it that I'm the only guy in a uniform here?!"pic.twitter.com/81aVzB2kEy
"So, let's be honest, how many of them would sign the 'written declaration' I keep in my breast pocket at all times — for safekeeping?"pic.twitter.com/fYyVVosPEn
[A "written declaration" is required to invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment.]
"This is going to go down as the best, greatest Camp David photo in history."pic.twitter.com/JpD3IJW5Xw
She's blinking "help" in Morse code
Right! She has that 'hostage' look on her face!
I ate the fish at Maralago!
She looks like she's just broken Oprah's rule about not letting them take you to a second location.
"My summer tan makes me look more 'diverse' so everyone will stop calling Master a racist." #ItalianIsBrownEnough
I'm actually a man in drag
They accidentally CC'd me on the Re Angry Sausage Party email
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