Sooo now we have a tired, cranky, jet lagged imbecile landing in a foreign country that he doesn't wanna be in...what cld go wrong?
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$20 they made him watch Aladdin to try and teach him about the Middle East.
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this should go well.
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*something something United Airlines joke*
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someone is going to be cranky.
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Spent the whole flight searching AF One for his backup phones probably
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On the night flight, for the love of god, someone Hand him an ambien, tell him its a tictac & then hand him a glass of Johnny walker black.
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That ... seems healthy
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I think you mean, “Oh hell.”
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Sleep is unnecessary when you are the master of the universe. It's so overrated.
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If it's not verifiable and makes them look good, probably a lie.
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Trying to remember, "no thumbs up, no thumbs up!"
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Someone's gonna need a nap.
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Tweets?
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