I regret to inform you all that I will never have abs because I run a lot, but I also love carbs and sugar, and they keep me happy. 
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Replying to @chrisgeidner
[I think I just ate what Nabisco would ~laughingly~ claim was 3 "servings" of Triscuits. Six Triscuits are NOT a serving, jerks.]
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Replying to @chrisgeidner
"1 serving = 1.5 crackers and a full gallon of water"
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Replying to @katherinemiller
They're so rude. You barely even have started to ~appreciate~ them after the 5th or 6th cracker.
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