I regret to inform you all that I will never have abs because I run a lot, but I also love carbs and sugar, and they keep me happy. 
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"1 serving = 1.5 crackers and a full gallon of water"
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They're so rude. You barely even have started to ~appreciate~ them after the 5th or 6th cracker.
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I ate an entire bag of chocolate covered pretzels. I blame the political dumpster fire for my lack of abs.
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How do you even know what cheese/dip/tapenade you want to commit to all night after six Triscuits?
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We are set up for failure. Six triscuits are merely a flashy symptom of the larger conspiracy
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Triscuits the new Tricks. Go for it.
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Preach
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