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And then the train stopped bc we lost power.
[Please don't tell anyone on this train that I am to blame for this.]
[Phew. We are moving again.]
[[Warning: This train is a joke.]]
"At this time, we don't have any power. ... We'll keep you up to date." - reports from the 161 @Amtrak
"Severe engine problems ... rescue train ... FML."
This is a metaphor. And real life.
"They're talking about transfer. Lord have mercy!" - @Amtrak employee, passing through our car on the 161
Rescue train is on its way. The whole train will be transferring through two doorways onto the new train, so, THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES. 
Update: I have made the transfer. I repeat, I have made the transfer. Others are still loading [Technical note: Is this still @Amtrak 161?]
WE ARE OFF!
... 
HOME! Just a little more than 7 hours from my arrival at Penn Station to my arrival at Union Station.
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Yet Trump expects the women in his life to be perfectly svelte. Salads alone don't do that. Do they workout in secret? #EnergyEfficiency
They just get surgery
Sounds like rejected dialogue from the crazy general in Doctor Strangelove
I've heard a lot of bad takes on thermodynamics in my lifetime, but this ... this is next level.
Um, maybe stuck in 17/18/19th century thinking? No wonder he doesn't believe in science
Precious bodily fluids
100 bucks says if that was a statement of 45's he misspelled Battery at least once.
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