We moved a month ago. And we have a yard, which is amazing. But it's...close to the building next door. Very close.pic.twitter.com/if6Embc8v7
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We moved a month ago. And we have a yard, which is amazing. But it's...close to the building next door. Very close.pic.twitter.com/if6Embc8v7
The people who live upstairs in that building seemed very nice. Late 50's to early 60's, brother and sister, have lived there for 44 years.
So the dogs were being obnoxious and barking during all the moving, and I thought oh god the neighbors hate us. Until they finally said hi.
She came out on the balcony, and said "oh we just love your dogs!!" And I said "wait what why." And she said "oh they're perfect!"
And that was a red flag right there, because while she was saying this they were barking at her uncontrollably and were obvs not perfect.
And then she said "we're just so happy you moved in" and I was like "oh uh okay" and she said "it's just so good to have people like you."
And I was like oh no. Red alert. And then she put her hand to the side of her mouth and stage-whispered "you know...Americans."
And I literally said "oh no" and she said "I'm sorry it's just the truth it's just how I feel." And I was like "those are different things."
And we haven't spoken since. I hope she didn't see me take that picture a few minutes ago.
I hope her brother is on Twitter.
If he is, hello, hope your knee surgery goes well, please don't vote for trump again sir.
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