I will reach a point where I start muting those who tell me different time zones exist in response to tweets where I mention the day/time.
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It's one of the most pointless "actually" tweets there is.
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Actually, you clearly didn't forget b/c here you are RTing your claim you forgot.

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Easier than reiterating "I'm not here for your games today" again and again today.
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When I started with "Actually"…

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I knowwwwww you were kidding! But I thought about it, too, when I did it!

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Ugh. You always win. Sad.
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I HATE IT
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Brands gotta brand.
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Worse - we're now conditioned to believe anything. Suppose a claimed presidential sex tape-odds you'd fall for it in 2015? How about now?
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I've already fallen for the George Takei for Congress bit. Ugh.
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Just take the day off, Chris.
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"Worst Day on the Internet"? Haven't you covered the last 71 days? Q: how do you tell what is 'April Fools' and what is 'real'?
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not sure given the recent news reports if we'll be able to discern between fact or fake news.
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Hey now. It's my birthday!!!
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Sure it
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Is that what the golf cart football field incident GIF over analysis is all about?
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yeah. Recommend hunkering down in reality and avoiding pixels for the next 24 hours
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I hate today.
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