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Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

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    1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 9 Mar 2017

      THIS IS BULLSHIT. https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/only-people-with-bizarrely-good-vision-can-read-th?utm_term=.mgrBypA9Lk#.ikjoq6Ym3K …

      25 replies 8 retweets 41 likes
      Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 9 Mar 2017

      Seriously, the last two are trolling, right? https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/only-people-with-bizarrely-good-vision-can-read-th?utm_term=.mgrBypA9Lk#.ikjoq6Ym3K …pic.twitter.com/SOdsG5RsN7

      4:30 PM - 9 Mar 2017
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      52 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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        2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          omfg, y'all are liars. or i secretly have been missing out on colors all along. @LorynBrantz, you've destroyed me. https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/only-people-with-bizarrely-good-vision-can-read-th?utm_term=.faKWKPlLMg#.dcD8bZawDx …

          26 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
        3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          "What did you do tonight, Chris?" "Asked the internet to vision-shame me."

          7 replies 2 retweets 46 likes
        4.  🦃Kelly Cosgrove 🦃‏ @UT_MAZ 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          6. The third and second to last were just boxes. All the rest were easy. Who knew?

          2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @UT_MAZ

          Welcome to my ignominy.

          0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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        2. Adam Steinbaugh (thanksgiving display name)‏Verified account @adamsteinbaugh 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          This is yet another fiendish scam to get me to learn how to read and I won't do it.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @adamsteinbaugh

          I liked "eat me to learn to read," personally.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. Adam Steinbaugh (thanksgiving display name)‏Verified account @adamsteinbaugh 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          NOOOO I ALMOST AVERTED THIS TYPO CRISIS

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        5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @adamsteinbaugh

          LOLOLOL

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. jared's evidence-based email acct‏ @eliot_woodrich 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Depends a lot on your screen DPI/contrast/brightness. Way easier on my desktop than on my phone.

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @eliot_woodrich

          i'm on my laptop. :-(

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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        2. Joe Perticone‏Verified account @JoePerticone 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          I got them 8/8

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Joe Perticone‏Verified account @JoePerticone 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @JoePerticone @chrisgeidner

          tho couldn't see 7. Just guessed

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Molly Hensley-Clancy‏Verified account @mollyhc 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          💁🏼pic.twitter.com/XoiZIJEx5A

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        2. Emma Loop‏Verified account @LoopEmma 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          I got 8/8 but the last three were pretty toughpic.twitter.com/dog9llSQVe

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1. Erin Alexa‏ @Erin_Alexa_ 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          I could get the eighth but not the seventh.pic.twitter.com/GF2wGInO5J

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        2. Cara Lynch‏ @caradox 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          I only did one better than you and it was a blind guess cause I couldn’t see a word at all in the sea green.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. WatchingItAllBurnDown‏ @jryanlaw 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @caradox @chrisgeidner

          I got all but the orange box

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. Cara Lynch‏ @caradox 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @jryanlaw @chrisgeidner

          I'm very sad to learn that I'm sea green blind and if I ever get shipwrecked I'm blaming Chris.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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