SESSIONS NEWS CONFERENCE, 4 PM: http://JUSTICE.GOV/LIVE-STREAM pic.twitter.com/chnUhO9y9V
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[Wild theory fun: Sessions announces his SG pick!]
Even wilder -- they use press conference to announce criminal charges against HRC.
Sessions announces he will be joining the Golden State Warriors as KD's replacement.
totally read "comes out" in a different way -- in order to create a distraction.
stop writing fan fic
I can't even joke about that possibility. BECAUSE it is a real possibility.
would that make Sessions the first LGBT AG?
will a mission accomplished banner unfurl?
Hey @chrisgeidner, nothing surprises me anymore in this reality show. 
and Trump gives the ceremonial pen to the Russian Ambassador...
The Twitterverse would explode.
oh godddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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