Me reading Twitter, always.pic.twitter.com/OKdA8mqu3e
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Disappointed now that I wasn't the first like. Sad.
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I have so many olds and olds sympathizers as followers. Hard to be first on a tweet like that.
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it's 10pm and I am so sleepy
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I might, technically, not even be awake right now.
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same, sir, same
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Wait til your 40s: Bding an adult is great because I can pay some teenager to do it.
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40s: being an adult sucks
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Just wait until 40s. You can do whatever you want and don't care what anyone thinks.

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wait I'm not supposed to be doing that in my 30s? Whoops
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Me, mid 40s: Being an adult is great b/c everything I need can be delivered.
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me, late 40s: being an adult sucks.
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Me, 50: What do I have to do to get out of leaving the house ??
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50s ... 0 f**ks and lovin' it.
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Me, 40s: I'm asleep.
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Mid-30s, I'm still excited that I can have junk food for any meal of the day. While doing nothing.
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