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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 21 Feb 2017

    Me, late 20s: Being an adult is great b/c I can go out all the time. Me, late 30s: Being an adult is great b/c I can do nothing.

    7:00 PM - 21 Feb 2017
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    • Aaron Albright Alexander Nimmannit Dave Stroup MG careuhhlynn Minipiccolominipiccolominipiccolominipiccolominipi michelle king [Abandoned Account] Jon Shelley
    13 replies 35 retweets 240 likes
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      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Me reading Twitter, always.pic.twitter.com/OKdA8mqu3e

        1 reply 6 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Gabriel Malor‏ @gabrielmalor 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Disappointed now that I wasn't the first like. Sad.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @gabrielmalor

        I have so many olds and olds sympathizers as followers. Hard to be first on a tweet like that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Dave Stroup‏ @DaveStroup 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        it's 10pm and I am so sleepy

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @DaveStroup

        I might, technically, not even be awake right now.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Dave Stroup‏ @DaveStroup 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        same, sir, same

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Cara Lynch‏ @caradox 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Wait til your 40s: Bding an adult is great because I can pay some teenager to do it.

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      1. Hipster Coffee House Barista  ☕️‏ @chriscesq 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        40s: being an adult sucks

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      2. Laura Keeney‏Verified account @LauraKeeney 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Just wait until 40s. You can do whatever you want and don't care what anyone thinks. 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sydney Smith‏ @sydneysmithnyc 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @LauraKeeney @chrisgeidner

        wait I'm not supposed to be doing that in my 30s? Whoops

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dr. Aleea Perry‏ @AleeaPerry 22 Feb 2017
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        Me, mid 40s: Being an adult is great b/c everything I need can be delivered.

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      1. #BlueWave Yacht Club  ⛵ 🌊‏ @LelandYachtClub 21 Feb 2017
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        me, late 40s: being an adult sucks.

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      1. Real John Birch  💎‏ @DrMaam2u 21 Feb 2017
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        Me, 50: What do I have to do to get out of leaving the house ??

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      1. KRK‏ @Page1ANews 21 Feb 2017
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        50s ... 0 f**ks and lovin' it.

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      1. Colin Moore‏ @cmcabo97 21 Feb 2017
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        Me, 40s: I'm asleep.

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      1. Laura Meil‏ @mmarmoset 21 Feb 2017
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        Mid-30s, I'm still excited that I can have junk food for any meal of the day. While doing nothing.

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