That brief feeling of calm when you wake up, which only lasts until you realize Donald Trump has surely tweeted today already.
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I love when you get salty
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I'm like, really? Why?! I either already knew before I tweeted it, or I didn't, in which case you are actively trying to ruin my calmness?
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People just like hearing themselves talk/tweet
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Somebody cranky this morning?

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Pre-caffeine, it's a real crapshoot.
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