Why didn't y'all tell me the glory of high thread count sheets? I thought it was something white folks made up.
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Replying to @Danez_Smif
Here I was thinking a sheet was a sheet but naaaaaaaaaw niiiiiggaaaaa that fucking count matters.
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Replying to @Danez_Smif
Who the hell needs sex if you have high thread count sheets? Not me, that's who.
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Replying to @Danez_Smif
These sheets must feel like whiteness. Just light and airy and unaware of their own comfort.
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Replying to @Danez_Smif
Been trying to find a husband all these years and really all I needed was some good sheets and boxed wine.
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Replying to @chrisgeidner
I got a nice mattress, but these sheets? It's like I've been eating great mashed potatoes with horrible gravy all my life.
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Replying to @Danez_Smif
the combination of good mattress with good sheets is LIFE CHANGING.
9:46 PM - 18 Oct 2016
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