RING THE NYT TREND PIECE FIRE ALARM! THIS IS A THREE-ALARM FIRE! ALL UNITS REPORT! I REPEAT, ALL UNITS REPORT! (h/t @speriod)
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THIS IS SO BAD. For what wrong am I being tortured now?
Y'all, the sirens actually work. I summoned the Drudge.pic.twitter.com/e2cF7zajk3
I'm gonna call out "Toussaint!" whenever someone says something happened that didn't really happen
I just screamed.
Please, please stop this at once.
the new york times discovers fag stags
but will they pee next to one another or leave the buffer urinal in place
Wow, so grateful someone was willing to just write-up and print my epitaph for me. So lucky.
NOOOOO
RIP? Perhaps you forgot about this story. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html …
If this is how they think they'll gain relevance for 2017 and beyond.... Yup. RIP NYT.
this makes me sad
It's literally about our friendship when you were deep in the closet
I mean I didn't read it but I'm not surprised.
I'm really hoping that my best friend, who is straight, doesn't read this. @chrisgeidner
well at least its not another story about how the barely rich have struggles too... again.
jesus christ
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