RING THE NYT TREND PIECE FIRE ALARM! THIS IS A THREE-ALARM FIRE! ALL UNITS REPORT! I REPEAT, ALL UNITS REPORT! (h/t @speriod)
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The kicker: A homosexual uses homogeneous!pic.twitter.com/J5Q7HcqnOk
I had gotten that kicker quote just by searching for the names in the photo to make sure who was the gay. I hadn't read it all — until now.
Sidenote: 2016 is really f*cking weird.pic.twitter.com/A875NWzuLH
OK, all. I wasn't ready. The lede is literally: I saw a show on Bravo that made me think about a story on gay & straight men being friends.
THIS IS SO BAD. For what wrong am I being tortured now?
Y'all, the sirens actually work. I summoned the Drudge.pic.twitter.com/e2cF7zajk3
I've had tons of straight roommates and this is literally always how we hang out though so
It looks like the straight one keeps the gay one locked up in a basement and periodically lets him out.
Like Jon said, this is how he has lived.
plus he looks handsome so maybe worth it?
Just based on your tweets, you literally couldn't pay me to click on that.
pics or it didn't happen
this is the cleverest thing ever, ever, ever
... My God...That's brilliant.
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