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Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

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    1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016

      🚨 RING THE NYT TREND PIECE FIRE ALARM! THIS IS A THREE-ALARM FIRE! ALL UNITS REPORT! I REPEAT, ALL UNITS REPORT! (h/t @speriod) 🚨pic.twitter.com/0wUkRBuiXC

      10 replies 92 retweets 263 likes
    2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
      Replying to @chrisgeidner

      Y'all. The art. If I had you describe it — like, just out of thin air — you would totally be able to guess it.

      3 replies 3 retweets 16 likes
    3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
      Replying to @chrisgeidner

      [Think about it for a minute. Don't cheat.]

      3 replies 3 retweets 10 likes
    4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
      Replying to @chrisgeidner

      B/c one of the men is straight, they have an appropriate distance between them. The gay roommate, tho, is looking longingly upward.pic.twitter.com/9uNHfsVM3x

      8 replies 4 retweets 30 likes
      Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016

      Bonus predictability points: The gay one is literally COMING OUT of something. Get it?!

      3:37 PM - 4 Oct 2016
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      6 replies 4 retweets 50 likes
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        2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
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          The kicker: A homosexual uses homogeneous!pic.twitter.com/J5Q7HcqnOk

          1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
        3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          I had gotten that kicker quote just by searching for the names in the photo to make sure who was the gay. I hadn't read it all — until now.

          3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
        4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Sidenote: 2016 is really f*cking weird.pic.twitter.com/A875NWzuLH

          3 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
        5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          OK, all. I wasn't ready. The lede is literally: I saw a show on Bravo that made me think about a story on gay & straight men being friends.

          4 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
        6. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          RIP, Grey Lady.pic.twitter.com/jBygdHRQVP

          12 replies 8 retweets 30 likes
        7. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          THIS IS SO BAD. For what wrong am I being tortured now?

          1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
        8. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Y'all, the sirens actually work. I summoned the Drudge.pic.twitter.com/e2cF7zajk3

          4 replies 6 retweets 55 likes
        9. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
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          David.pic.twitter.com/9CYlFze2Ih

          2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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        2. Jon Lovett‏Verified account @jonlovett 4 Oct 2016
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          I've had tons of straight roommates and this is literally always how we hang out though so

          1 reply 2 retweets 33 likes
        3. Glenn Greenwald‏Verified account @ggreenwald 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @jonlovett @chrisgeidner

          It looks like the straight one keeps the gay one locked up in a basement and periodically lets him out.

          2 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
        4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @ggreenwald @jonlovett

          Like Jon said, this is how he has lived.

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        5. Jon Lovett‏Verified account @jonlovett 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @chrisgeidner @ggreenwald

          plus he looks handsome so maybe worth it?

          0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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        2. Glenn Greenwald‏Verified account @ggreenwald 4 Oct 2016
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Just based on your tweets, you literally couldn't pay me to click on that.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1. “A child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart."‏ @PtSaq1993 4 Oct 2016
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          pics or it didn't happen

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        1. Susan Jane Bigelow‏ @whateversusan 4 Oct 2016
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          this is the cleverest thing ever, ever, ever

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        1. Sean Sich‏ @sich 4 Oct 2016
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          ... My God...That's brilliant.

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