RING THE NYT TREND PIECE FIRE ALARM! THIS IS A THREE-ALARM FIRE! ALL UNITS REPORT! I REPEAT, ALL UNITS REPORT! (h/t @speriod)
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Bonus predictability points: The gay one is literally COMING OUT of something. Get it?!
The kicker: A homosexual uses homogeneous!pic.twitter.com/J5Q7HcqnOk
I had gotten that kicker quote just by searching for the names in the photo to make sure who was the gay. I hadn't read it all — until now.
Sidenote: 2016 is really f*cking weird.pic.twitter.com/A875NWzuLH
OK, all. I wasn't ready. The lede is literally: I saw a show on Bravo that made me think about a story on gay & straight men being friends.
THIS IS SO BAD. For what wrong am I being tortured now?
Y'all, the sirens actually work. I summoned the Drudge.pic.twitter.com/e2cF7zajk3
.@chrisgeidner Somewhere in this picture is a cleverly hidden power fantasy. Can *you* spot it?
To be fair, I can't think of one straight guy friend whose shorts I didn't look up while climbing onto a roof. NYT is ON IT!
OMG 

I live in Fort Greene. LOL
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