RING THE NYT TREND PIECE FIRE ALARM! THIS IS A THREE-ALARM FIRE! ALL UNITS REPORT! I REPEAT, ALL UNITS REPORT! (h/t @speriod)
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[Think about it for a minute. Don't cheat.]
B/c one of the men is straight, they have an appropriate distance between them. The gay roommate, tho, is looking longingly upward.pic.twitter.com/9uNHfsVM3x
Bonus predictability points: The gay one is literally COMING OUT of something. Get it?!
The kicker: A homosexual uses homogeneous!pic.twitter.com/J5Q7HcqnOk
I had gotten that kicker quote just by searching for the names in the photo to make sure who was the gay. I hadn't read it all — until now.
Sidenote: 2016 is really f*cking weird.pic.twitter.com/A875NWzuLH
OK, all. I wasn't ready. The lede is literally: I saw a show on Bravo that made me think about a story on gay & straight men being friends.
THIS IS SO BAD. For what wrong am I being tortured now?
Y'all, the sirens actually work. I summoned the Drudge.pic.twitter.com/e2cF7zajk3
OK not looking. 2 guys smiling @ each other, one arm around shoulder, backwards caps, one/both in muscle shirts. Cheap shades?
ah, damn, loafers, masonry and beer. So close.
there has to be Vineyard Vines
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