OK. That's it. This is a step too far. I'm going to have to stop this.pic.twitter.com/ESUY9fvg4S
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Apparently, I am told by my mocking but loving family and friends, SEVERAL times, when I came to, I asked for ... wait for it ...
... Cinnamon Life. Really. Family traveled in from out of town bc they were so worried, friends were at the hospital — and I wanted cereal.
It became such an ~issue~ that my sister eventually showed up with Cinnamon Life to shut me up.
And, of course, my family and friends — as it became clear that I was going to be fine — began mocking me endlessly about it. 
tl;dr: I have strong feelings about Life cereal, and this is unacceptable. 
I passed on the vanilla flavor, too tbh
That was odd, but not flagrantly offensive.
What was even weirder, the diff flavors were not together. They were separated by other cereals. Still confused.
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