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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 11 Aug 2016

    OK. That's it. This is a step too far. I'm going to have to stop this.pic.twitter.com/ESUY9fvg4S

    7:52 PM - 11 Aug 2016
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      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Back in the day, when I was a younger @chrisgeidner, I got in a car accident on the way to work. It was bad. I was in ICU, etc.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Apparently, I am told by my mocking but loving family and friends, SEVERAL times, when I came to, I asked for ... wait for it ...

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        ... Cinnamon Life. Really. Family traveled in from out of town bc they were so worried, friends were at the hospital — and I wanted cereal.

        3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        It became such an ~issue~ that my sister eventually showed up with Cinnamon Life to shut me up.

        2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      6. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        And, of course, my family and friends — as it became clear that I was going to be fine — began mocking me endlessly about it. 😂

        3 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      7. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        tl;dr: I have strong feelings about Life cereal, and this is unacceptable. 🙈

        4 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      8. Prosediva™‏ @prosediva 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I passed on the vanilla flavor, too tbh

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      9. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @prosediva

        That was odd, but not flagrantly offensive.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kevin Daly‏ @kevinddaly 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        OH FUCK NO

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      1. November 🇧🇧 🇨🇦Voter‏ @Bajanlady08 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        but it's only AUGUST people, slow your damn roll. Pumpkin spice peeps ruining everything. Cereals, seasons, is nothing sacred

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      1. Summersgill‏ @summersgill 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        http://experiencedbadmom.com/new-pumpkin-spice-products-for-fall/ …

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      1. SheWhoResists‏ @SheWhoResists 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Agreed. A line has been crossed.

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      1. Bradford.‏ @JeevesPT 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidnerpic.twitter.com/ZG41WxStXJ

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      2. Kyle Weidleman‏ @kweidleman 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Have you seen the Pumpkin Spice Cheerios® yet?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Tammy • VOTE NOV 6‏ @tammy 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @kweidleman @chrisgeidner

        or entered a Trader Joes in early September?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Terri BONEY M CHRISTMAS ALBUM Coles  ❄️‏ @terricoles_ 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Also...it's only mid-August!

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      1. Erika M Balbuena‏ @ErikaDMSF 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        wonder if they'll sell pumpkins this fall as 'pumpkin spice' pumpkins

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      1. hate monger‏ @jennrubenstein 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        i'm torn between IT'S STILL SUMMER and OOOH THAT SOUNDS GOOD

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