This wood floors are unfinished and I'm not about to get splinters while hitting from the back so I'm gonna have to hit it to the city
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He was already asleep after I got there post shower so I was like "nah playa" and I had full Hannah Horvath meltdown about why I had to go
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"Really why you leaving?" He asked with this roof fully visible from his bedroom on a air mattress in Newark New Jersey.
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"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative" I said as I put my shoes on at the foot of this....bed
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"Well come back soon, babe." I chuckled and PUMPED to the bus stop on the corner. Now I'm bout to hit the Lincoln Tunnel & HK to redeem this
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At first I thought I would have a sketchy sex moment but nahhhhhh. We accept the love we think we deserve.
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All in all he agreed to come stay at my place tomorrow night or next week. So it cool, but LIKE WHAT
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In short, THANK YOU ALL FOR THE GIFTS AND THE FLOWERS....BUT I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED TODAY!
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NOW IM LOST IN PORT AUTHORITY AND IM NEVER GOING TO JERSEY AGAIN
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An AIR MATTRESS is something you gotta disclose. Like an STD. What is our combined 400lbs gonna do on an AIR MATTRESS. IM MAD ALL OVER AGAIN
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