It's ALMOST sad.
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also, former copy editor me would like to point out there are like three blatantly wrong word choices
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don't you have a bed to go lay on with three friends?
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Also, I've not been a high, horny college student in a while, but, why didn't they just end up hooking up?
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because they want romantic, non-transactional sex when not actually transacting for a bj, chris. c'mon
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and yet they want to not speak to anyone they know on Grindr so they can't talk w one another
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But I also didn't write 50 inches for NYMag about it as if I were an expert or had some great insight.
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ding ding ding
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primordial is not the word he's looking for: base, id, primitive, animal. it's horiness, not ooze.
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he just wanted to use big words as to hide the fact that he's 19 and spent a night looking or dick online
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just finished. jesus that was terrible.
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Guys: Should I get a wax pencil and line edit this or no?
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