Gay people should be categorized based on which "Clue" actress they become when drunk.
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Replying to @louisvirtel
@louisvirtel This is the truest thing anyone has ever said.1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes -
Replying to @KateAurthur
@KateAurthur@louisvirtel I'm late to this, but it's beautiful.1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes -
Replying to @chrisgeidner
@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur I wrote this tweet with a firm scowl and neck jutted out like Lesley Ann.3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes -
Replying to @louisvirtel
@louisvirtel@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur Makes sense. Every time I get drunk I knock on people's doors, start singing, and then get shot.1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes -
Replying to @rilaws
@rilaws@louisvirtel@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur I'm more of a "dinner will be ready at 7:30" drunk.1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes -
Replying to @MrDanZak
@MrDanZak@rilaws@louisvirtel@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur I think you should also be allowed to pick Martin Mull.3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes -
Replying to @jonlovett
@jonlovett@rilaws@louisvirtel@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur McKean over Mull, right?#PlantvsFruit1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
@MrDanZak @jonlovett @rilaws @louisvirtel @KateAurthur I picture Jon being a "Mustard after the chandelier falls" drunk, so it works.
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