Gay people should be categorized based on which "Clue" actress they become when drunk.
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@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur I wrote this tweet with a firm scowl and neck jutted out like Lesley Ann. -
@louisvirtel@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur Makes sense. Every time I get drunk I knock on people's doors, start singing, and then get shot. -
@rilaws@louisvirtel@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur I'm more of a "dinner will be ready at 7:30" drunk. -
@MrDanZak@rilaws@louisvirtel@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur I think you should also be allowed to pick Martin Mull. -
@jonlovett@MrDanZak@rilaws@chrisgeidner@KateAurthur I might be Mustard's rich mommy who died in the war.
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