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Just getting into the Alabama Supreme Court ruling. 
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Oh. Roy Moore. What ridiculousness. Attending a wedding is ~not~ a constitutional viewpoint.pic.twitter.com/DGNjqLgKjn
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Helpful hints from Roy Moore:pic.twitter.com/Z5jYmZDBnz
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Moore then cites to a prayer-in-schools case that was stayed by SCOTUS (http://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-supreme-court/459/1314.html …) & later reversed.pic.twitter.com/kxgJyvIiM4
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Y'all, I think there's a ~chance~ that Roy Moore DOES NOT LIKE gay sex.pic.twitter.com/XmYdMP0bu6
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Then, Moore goes off on this tangent, and I'm losing interest, tbh.pic.twitter.com/q3UHscy1oe
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"The end of this experiment in anarchic liberty is yet to be seen." :-(pic.twitter.com/pgNRNw0uA3
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"C. Abuse of the Fourteenth Amendment" You just ~know~ this section is gonna be good.
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Seriously, this is Roy Moore's book report on the Obergefell dissents. He summed each up, then summed them all up:pic.twitter.com/iY2QrgObVK
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Snowpiercer, but for sexual autonomy.pic.twitter.com/U4LgK5g2tA
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More about the train — with an 1885 case cite!pic.twitter.com/TFiXgUdmJd
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Serious time: On March 4, 2016, the chief justice of a state supreme court still is calling these "faux" marriages.pic.twitter.com/jcrEOa7mxr
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Like, Chief, this is what got you in trouble before.
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Moore then cites this malarky from a probate judge relator:pic.twitter.com/p7fn1I8oJ4
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tl;dr: Moore: Alexander Hamilton would have been with me on this.pic.twitter.com/a80HM7TM2F
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INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, Roy Moore wrote about the fact that military subordinates must resist illegal orders.pic.twitter.com/pjgUUDdwlm
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Y'all, I'm not gonna make it.pic.twitter.com/Ps8lWT7RGv
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"[N]aked propositions of men with no cognizable covering." <— I believe I saw this sign on Fire Island.pic.twitter.com/7QDEijAEtB
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Roy Moore is ~obsessed~ with Hamilton and Lincoln, and it makes me feel a bit awkward, since, same.pic.twitter.com/wiL716Sao9
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TBH, I don't think he's ~totally~ off-base in saying that the 11th Circuit ruling that Obergefell "abrogated" the AL Sup Ct ruling is wrong.
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I thought it was odd when the 11th Circuit used that language. Nonetheless, it's clear the reasoning of Obergefell, as relating to ...
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... the U.S. Constitution, is controlling, including on the Alabama Supreme Court. (So, it's a matter of who says it, not the end result.)
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Seriously, this is like a bad book report.pic.twitter.com/4L8MZMO2Po
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I MADE IT! ROY MOORE, YOU WERE NO MATCH FOR ME! Exit Moore: Not with a bang but a whimper.pic.twitter.com/iJUAuOJo5R
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Justice Michael Bolin doesn't go along with Moore, but still wanted to let us know he ain't happy.pic.twitter.com/MSXWDJajZH
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Justice Tom Parker is ~exercised~ about all of this. (He's basically Team Moore.)pic.twitter.com/8qN4s6RsUR
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Bonus points to Parker for ending with a Reagan quote.pic.twitter.com/DGF2d0qEuz
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Justice Glenn Murdock gives us "marriage" scare quotes because he's classy like that.pic.twitter.com/q3Tx7uoxub
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