@chrisgeidner at least 3 of my 5 stages are this guy: 
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@chrisgeidner - you missed the part where your orifices drip with blood...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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