The things expelling from my body today are not human 
@mynewsocks uh oh. where were you last night? With furries?
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@chrisgeidner I don't know where I was, all I know is I drank a bottle and a half of vodkaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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