@chrisgeidner should come with a timer, no? 
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@chrisgeidner are variations allowed? Can I sit on his face instead -
@shayes287 Not allowed in this hetero-only version. Sorry.
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@chrisgeidner Owning this should be on a list of "signs you're one half of a dead bedroom"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@chrisgeidner Nope. Not even with tequila. Just, no.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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(Also: I get the ~witty~ tag line. And yet ...
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