Settling this argument some friends have been having right here and now. Would you rather have:
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Replying to @sarahjeong
@HayesBrown OK I'm going to be the minority report here. Muffin hands, because corduroy skin sex is going to be weird af2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes -
Replying to @sarahjeong
@sarahjeong You're the only woman who has told me that they would choose muffin hands, unless I misunderstood@mallelis1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @HayesBrown
@HayesBrown@mallelis I am the Woman Who Thinks Like A Man, I am the only woman shallow and impractical enough to choose sex over life1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
Replying to @sarahjeong
@HayesBrown@mallelis I thought of five other things I wouldn't be able to do w/ muffinhands after I answered, including turning door knobs1 reply 1 retweet 1 like -
Replying to @sarahjeong
@sarahjeong@mallelis Thank you for reconsidering.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @HayesBrown
@HayesBrown@mallelis no, no, you don't understand, I am Woman Who Thinks Like A Man, I am catastrophically doubling down on muffin hands2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes -
Replying to @sarahjeong
@sarahjeong@HayesBrown@mallelis This is amazing.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chrisgeidner
@chrisgeidner@sarahjeong@mallelis This is a question of the utmost importance3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
@HayesBrown Oh, I voted. Don't get me wrong. @sarahjeong @mallelis
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Replying to @chrisgeidner
@chrisgeidner which side are you on??@HayesBrown@mallelis1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @sarahjeong
@sarahjeong@HayesBrown@mallelis I avoided answering publicly because I don't want to disappoint you.0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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