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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015

    my smoke detector is running on the back-up battery, so beeping every 30 secs. can i say i'm looking for a 9-volt battery on grindr?

    9:44 PM - 2 Oct 2015
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      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        nope, this is not gonna work.pic.twitter.com/pLfzz5JiN3

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        "you can get home, take a shower, relax a bit, and get to bed early for a friday night," i said to myself getting off the plane.*

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        * = now clothed again and going to buy 9volt batteries.

        5 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        🙏🙏🙏🙏 THE BEEPING HAS ENDED!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

        4 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      6. Jason Vendel‏ @JasonVendel 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner 24 minutes. #firstworldproblems

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @JasonVendel

        @JasonVendel huh?

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      2. corey kindberg‏Verified account @coreykindberg 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner can't you just take remove the smoke detector?

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @coreykindberg

        @coreykindberg i tried. if you can do so, i can't figure out how.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. corey kindberg‏Verified account @coreykindberg 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner I believe you twist left, pull down, and hit with a bat

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @coreykindberg

        @coreykindberg well, i did the first two, and that basically made everything worst. now it's just hanging there. still beeping.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. corey kindberg‏Verified account @coreykindberg 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner hmmmmmmmmm go with your grindr option

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @coreykindberg

        @coreykindberg tyvm

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      2. Matt Siegel‏ @ThatMattSiegel 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner you on grindr?! You're too pure!

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @ThatMattSiegel

        @ThatMattSiegel lmao. you've obvious not met me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Matt Siegel‏ @ThatMattSiegel 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner c u at the bathhouse!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Olmos.‏ @itsjustolmos 2 Oct 2015
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        @chrisgeidner Someone will take that as something extra dirty

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      1. Guy Benson‏Verified account @guypbenson 2 Oct 2015
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        @chrisgeidner oh dear

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      1. Julie‏ @juliawb 2 Oct 2015
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        @chrisgeidner I used to have a dog that the one thing that would make him tremble was that beep. It was pitiful, lol!

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      1. Peter C. Frank‏ @NiteStar 2 Oct 2015
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        @chrisgeidner Don't think there are any chances you'd run into any double-entendres with that one...a C or D battery, different story... :p

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