"In Florence, Italy, a woman will leap from the Duomo, clutching a picture of your victim and cursing your name."
If you don't get why that is a perfect tweet today, then we probably can't be besties. Sorrrry.
10:30 AM - 8 Jul 2015
0 replies
2 retweets
3 likes
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.